Pete's in control, Lynne rides shotgun;
Cruizin' Down to Austin in the hot hot sun;
Suddenly a billboard uddenly omes into view;
"Prepare to meet God," a quandry what to do;
Continue on thru Waco and hit the Austin scene;
Feed Issac shot and watch him turn all green;
How bizzare..... How Bizzare How Bizzare

Chorus:
  oooo baby;   (oo baby)
  it's drivin' me crazy;  (it's drivin' me crazy)
  everytime i look around;
     everytime i look around;
  I'm in a new State.

Lynne takes the left seat, Peat takes a nap;
Movin' on to 'bama to see Denise and slack;
Suddenly red blue lights flash us from behind;
Copper at the window give lynne a nasty fine;
"Carryin' any money? any drugs? any bombs?;
Lynne gets all hyper, Pete keeps the calm;
How bizzare.....  How bizzare, how bizzare

Chorus:

Destination Atlanta as we hit the city late;
Make a stop a Waffle House, grabbed some grub 
  and ate;
Big surprise for tomorrow, goin' to U-G-A;
Gonna drink with Morgan and get a place to stay;
Lynne hands out the cups and Rachael whispers "food"
Jump into the hottub and start to set the mood;
Alcohol' too mch as Rachael says g'night;
Whispers "I'm gonna turn you", Lynne says "yeh right"
How bizzare..... How bizzare how bizzare

Chorus twice:

18 states later, 5000 miles long;
Driving for a week and a half, now were almost done;
Chevys feelin' tired, gas is almost gone;
We're swearing off the roadtrips until next HavenCon;
So now the trip is over, we've commited many crimes;
Wanna know the rest? hey, come next time.
How bizzare......  how bizzare how bizzare

Chorus too many times 'till fade out.